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1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
No

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?

Yes.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right

4. Do you masturbate?
Yes

5. How often?
It depends

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers. If I had a nicer bathtub, I’d take more baths.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes!

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yes!

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I love all my LJ friends… as friends.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No.

13. Would you choose love or money?
Love. I can make my own money.

14. Your top three favourite kinks in bed?
I don’t remember!

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Not that I can recall.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Outdoors, at night, under the stars.

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
At church

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Almost.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Yes.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Yes.

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex? No.

24. What's your sexuality?
Straight. There are times that I wish I were a man so that could experience having sex with a man as a man…

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
nope

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
In a private bathroom, not a public one.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Almost.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
(4) B.O.B.s ( you figure the acronym)

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Not that I’m aware of.

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No, but I’ve had sex with a couple of people in which I forgot their name mid-cloitus.

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yes.

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes.

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Nope. I see it as foreplay.

37. What's your favourite sexual position?
Doggy style.

38. What's your favourite sex act?
Yes.

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Tried to. My boyfriend at the time couldn’t perform, so we abandoned the effort.

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
No idea if my Flist will even read it.

I'm very excited about this fest!! OK who are we kidding? I'm very excited about ANY H/D fanfic fest!!!!

The Harry and Draco Career Fair is coming!


artwork by heathen_arcade
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Submit your prompts: June 1st – 14th
Claim your prompt: June 16th – 28th

This one is going to be interesting because Harry and Draco can't have the 'typical' careers that most people assign to them. I don't about y'all but I'm tired of Auror!Harry and PotionsMaster!Draco.

ganked from maab_connor

You Color Your Life With Vibrant Warmth

You are light hearted and have a sunny disposition. You live a life of gratitude. You are open and adventurous. You're interested in young people and what's new in the world. You don't carry any emotional baggage with you through life. What's done is done, and you've moved on. You start every day fresh. You are optimistic about what's to come.

I feel like a dog with two tails!!

It has begun!!!!!

Yes! (pumps fist in the air)



I'm such a fic whore......

Leave me a comment and I will reply with why I like you. If I don't know you, I'll either make something up or tell you why I like your LiveJournal. You must may pay for the privilege by posting a message like this one on your LiveJournal.

So, my adorable eight-year-old, Kristen, loves to make up and tell jokes. And as her mother, I will honestly tell you, they are SO bad!! Not, oh-that-was-so-corny-it-was-bad bad, but that-made-no-sense-and-was-not-even-remotely-funny bad.

So, the other morning, out of the clear blue, we have this conversation:

K: Mommy, what colors do dolphins use?
ME: (thinking its some obscure science question) I don't know.
K: Water colors!
ME: *pause* *blink* BWAHAHAHA!!!

People, she MADE IT UP HERSELF.

I couldn't be more proud *sniff*

So, question to the Universe and my Flist.....

Did you ever just want to quit and felt so guilty about quitting that you can't?

I'm talking about my church. A little backstory....

In March, 2006 I started attending a Unitarian Universalist church. It was wonderful at first. I made friends, discovered my spiritual path (Paganism) and all of a sudden had stuff to do.

Now, two and half years later, I'm leading 2 committee, helping with Sunday School and I'm on a third committee which handles asking people for pledges (and let me tell you how much I HATE being on that committee!!).

I am about to go bat-shit crazy. The stress of it all is making me angry and bitchy. And when I get bitchy, I get snappy. And I have a tendency to snap at those that I love. So, I've been snapping at friends recently. I'm really disliking what's happening to me.

Part of my stress is discovering a side to a friend that previously was hidden. I consider this person a very close friend. But, lately, it seems that all she can do is tell me what I'm doing wrong. And get angry at me because I'm not taking her advice. See, I always thought advice was something that you can take or leave. I guess we have different dictionary's because it seems that her definition of 'advice' is, "I will give you advice and you will do as I say or I will be angry at you." Moreover, her daughter is my daughter's best friend. It makes it just that much harder.

So, why do I stay?

Well, #1 is that my daughter loves that church and it would crush her if we left. Face it, we both fit in there.

#2 - Guilt. I can't be like past members who have said, "I quit" and with that declaration, dump resposibility on others shoulders (guess who's picked up a lot of the slack......)

#3 - There are some really GREAT people there and if I quit and alienate everyone, then I would miss them terribly.

I know when January come things will be better, but that mean another 3 months of stress and anger. I've already been dealing with stress and anger since July and frankly, I just don't want another 3 months of it.

I just want to quit.

I either need to do just that and face losing all the friends that I've made -OR- find some measure of peace that will get me thru this. I have no idea how to do that though...

Thanks for listening.

And, yes Katy, feel free to call me and talk me down from the rafters.